i assume that an inner ear imbalance is what is affecting her here.
this reminds me of my bachelor party many years ago. a buddy arranged for a less-than-attractive, VERY overserved dancer to give me a lapper. if memory serves, she had a few too many el bees on her as well.
even from the start, i was all DO NOT WANT as she smelled like cigarettes, unpaid rent, and desperation. and then about 7.2 seconds in, she bends over, facing away from me, and just....keeps going. face plant into the carpet, ass over head, legs and stripper shoes flailing and knocking over a small table with drinks on it.
i quickly excused myself to hit the restroom, as i couldn't process what had just happened. when i came out, she was sitting down, head in her hands, getting chastised by who i assumed to be the manager. then she walks over to my buddy who had requested her services and sticks her hand out like dee from "what's happenin'". the balls on this chick. $20 for 7 seconds plus spilled strip club drinks which cost $1,200 each. dumb ass paid her too. he had pulled strings to get us into the VIP room and didn't want to upset anything.
oh well. enjoy this one and have a happy friday.
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