aw look, it's a pudgy housewife taking her visiting dad out for a jog, possibly over to the market to get some more prunes and poligrip. i'm sure he was bored of puttering around her house in his bathrobe and complaining about the cost of lettuce that he could get much cheaper "back home".
she might want to pick up the pace though. her brisk mallwalking doesn't appear to be making a dent in her ample bellyroll. plus if grampa gets too far ahead, he might get all confused and wander out into traffic, looking for some "gook whore" he nailed in khe sanh back in '67.
but wait, that guy kinda looks like.....yeah, that's definitely spicoli. is he out jogging with his 20 year-old daughter?
oh lord, hang on......shit. yep. it is as i feared.
it's newly fat scarlett johansson.
scarlett, as a fan who recently had you in his top 5 list, i implore you; go back to ryan reynolds. you were hot then. evidently all these 4 pm dinners at lubys are not sitting well with you. you should be out on the scene with other attractive young people, not playing bingo and having to shout your thoughts at your boyfriend who is two feet away but can't hear you because his hearing aid battery went out. your only thoughts of personal hair grooming should concern your lovely, sublime ladyparts, not your codger's ever-bushy ear hair.
if not for me, do it for yourself. cause you know what else? even ignoring the age, the guy's a dick. ask anyone.