Guy in a Bear Suit

rico y suave

betcha this hispanic truffle shufflin' lad gets so much culo.

 

dexter

i love dexter, but this is a pretty funny parody.  swearword.

 

attention jerry jones

this is where  you're headed.  pinky ring, first two fingers that look like slides at a water park, and.....that face.

why would he go in public like that?  if my head had a giant fucking crack as big as the san andreas fault and my forehead looked like i'd crashed my bike and gone face first into a gravel pit, i'd probably give the press conference from one of those witness protection booths. 

is that a giant zit on his left temple?  i didn't know that zits could pop up on leather.  then there's the uneven, red & watery eyes.  probably a touch of cirrhosis is making the "whites" yellow too. 

i give it 6 months before he looks like robert the bruce's dad from braveheart.

and how much would you have to be paid to chew on that band-aid for 10 minutes?  for me it would be somewhere just north of....... oh i don't know........ all the fucking money in the world plus all the currency that has ever been destroyed. 

be advised jerry.  take care of yourself before it's too late.

holly jolly penguin

here's what i picture this penguin is thinking, "YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH!  I'M A FUCKING PENGUIN!  YEAHYEAHYEAH OHYEAH!  AND BACK!  AND AGAIN!  YEAHYEAH FUCKYEAH!"

the other ones are all:

"mornin', stan"

"mornin', irv"

"sure is fucking cold"

"yep"

long silence.

"is max doing that shit again?"

"let me get a look........yep, sure is"

long silence.

"it's really fucking embarassing.  someone should talk to him".

"yep".

long silence.

"gonna be a cold one today, irv".

"you got that right, stan".



atheist eve