well, at the gym anyway. i've decided to pen a few haiku to all the fuckers who decided to either join the gym or start going again as a new years resolution.
i see you fatty
stretching around the treadmills
one week won't help you
i feel all japanese and shit
huge hogbeast in sweats
grunting on the lat machine
you're doing it wrong
i am a poet and didn't know it
not sure why you're here
as two weeks of jumping jacks
can't erase your girth
last one
stop taking up space
making me wait for a bike
you'll quit very soon