Guy in a Bear Suit

really?

i saw two different sarah palin bumper stickers this week, touting her for president in 2012.

i just can't understand why anyone would support her as their candidate for president of the PTA, much less the US.

in the past, i've skewed more republican than democrat, but since jesus got his hands all wrist deep in the party's punch bowl and george bush started spending money like the late michael jackson at a cub scout auction, i've all but left that party. 

but putting politics aside, can't you people see that she's stupid?  not joe biden constantly put your foot in your mouth stupid, but fuckall empty-headed buffoonery.

here are two questions she was given during the 2008 campaign.  i'll give you her actual answers, followed by the answers of a full-on retard i found hanging out at the YMCA. 

(1) question - name a supreme court decision you disagree with other than roe vs. wade

sarah palin: "Well, let's see. There's ― of course in the great history of America there have been rulings that there's never going to be absolute consensus by every American, and there are those issues, again, like Roe v. Wade, where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be others but ―"

slobbering retard: i can count to potato.

(2) question - what's your opinion of this potential 700 billion dollar bailout?

sarah palin: Like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this. We're saying, 'Hey, why bail out Fanny and Freddie and not me?' But ultimately what the bailout does is, help those that are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy to help...uh...it's gotta be all about job creation, too. Also, too, shoring up our economy and putting Fannie and Freddy back on the right track and so healthcare reform and reducing taxes and reigning in spending...'cause Barack Obama, y'know...has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans, also, having a dollar value meal at restaurants. That's gonna help. But one in five jobs being created today under the umbrella of job creation. That, you know...Also..."

supremely retarded retard: my pee pee smells like chicken soup.

i think it's fair to say that sarah palin and the retard (forgive me for being redundant) answer the questions about the same, which is to say not at all. 

however, one of them is pissing his britches and rubbing a dead bird on his genitals outside the YMCA while the other is being considered to run our country.

i read this fiction book called company a while back where this company was set up not to do any business, but to perform experiments on its employees.  i'm beginning to think that sarah palin is an experiment by the republican party.  "see, we can nominate fucking anybody and as long as they love jesus and shooting guns, these yokels will vote for them".

imagine the fun rush limbaugh would have with sarah palin if she liked universal healthcare and increasing taxes on the rich. 

party shills for either side make me weary, but i just can't accept that republican backers don't see palin for what she is (was): a cheap attempt by mccain to sway women voters during a rapidly sinking campaign.  now she's like the unpopular girl who got invited to spend a few weeks with the popular kids as a joke, but won't go back to her side of the cafeteria once the cool kids are done having their fun with her. 

it is the night of our dear savior's birth

i had an unplanned appendectomy last thursday that i will tell you all about shortly, but for now, please enjoy this xmas card.  may its message bring you comfort and joy before you sleep in heavenly peace.

i will most likely never sleep again

keep your weiner in your pants, boys

good lord.  the last i saw, the mistress count was up to ten.  i understand that tiger and others of his ilk are subjected to constant temptations the likes of which we mortals could never understand, but for fucks sake, ten cumdumpsters with two kids at home?  and it's not like his wife is at home in the trailer knocking back pabst blue ribbon watching her ass get wider. 

they say that hunger is the strongest urge we have.  i think that's true for women.  for dudes, it's the desire to insert the wee wee in places it shouldn't be. 

the famous mrs. ed

i saw a commercial the other day for this movie.  it's a romantic comedy with sarah jessica parker and hugh grant.  each of those three elements (rom-com, sarah jessica, and hugh grant) by itself is enough to keep me away from the movie, but with all three in one movie, i think it's safe to say i would rather slam my flaccid fuckstick in a car trunk six or eight times than see it.

looking at imdb, it says it's about two new yorkers being relocated to wyoming in the witness protection program.  so....sophisticated new yorkers making fun of small town yokels.  yep, i saw that back when it was called my cousin vinny or sweet home alabama (not sure how i got roped into seeing that one).

while it's true that new yorkers view new york & la as the only real cities out there and the rest of us are just inbred sister fuckers, i certainly have no desire to see it played out by a scraggly equine and a busted john.

for your benefit though, i've obtained a movie still: