well that didn't last long. i just lost interest, i guess.
best ways to pronounce "zone"
- zone
- zown (kenny loggins in "danger zone")
- zo-hone (80's song "twilight zone" by golden earring)
best names for a strip club
- dick's pit (you gotta say this one out loud)
- cokewhore cabaret
- wow, look at all this vagina that was sexually abused by a family friend
best bears/baers
- yogi
- max
- ditka
best lesser known prince songs
- erotic city
- feel you up
- peach
best songs my four year-old son likes to listen to currently
- "troublemaker" - weezer
- "candy girl" - new edition
- "rape me" - nirvana (he doesn't know what it means and was told to NEVER sing it outside of the house)
best games i played as a kid
- prison dodgeball
- chinese freeze tag
- smear the queer
best journeys of ronald miller
- from totally geek to totally sheik
- learning the african anteater ritual
- nailing iris
best movie stoners
- the dude - the big lebowski
- jeff spicoli - fast times at ridgemont high
- cheech
best porn star talents
- squirting
- DP (look it up if you don't know)
- not dying from cocaine overdose
best potential celebrity deaths
- dane cook dies from an infection of the cock after i shove a glass tube in his peehole and then bash it with a hammer
- paris hilton dies from a particularly brutal beating with a brick by a contest winner in a steel cage match during halftime of the super bowl
- lindsay lohan dies via multiple blows from a cast iron strap-on after samantha ronson finds out she's not really a lesbian
Nice one dude...How about David Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey) in Dazed and Confused??? "Alright Alright..." He played a pretty good stoner in that one
Posted by: Ben | September 19, 2008 at 09:39 AM