take a look at this little nugget of comedy gold. if i knew of a place near me that staged these events, i would quit my job and just hang out there all day. i'd be "that unemployed dude that hangs out down at the midgetdome" (two midgets enter - one midget leaves). one of these guys appears to be quite a bit bigger than the other, so i'm guessing there are no weight classes. it looks like they're fighting in some sort of dog cage or chicken wire or something, which makes it even better. also, if they're here, who is guarding the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
last night my boys were taking a bath and i was at the computer, which is in a room with a direct line of site to said tub. they were doing the usual where they splash and laugh one minute and splash and cry the next, usually because one stole the other's toy or because someone got water in their eyes or because it's a thursday, whatever. suddenly, my four year-old starts frantically trying to get out of the tub while screaming at the same time. "HUDSON WENT POO-POO IN THE WATER", he shrieked. unfortunately, keaton was correct. and no, it couldn't be a nice solid log, it had to be somewhat loose and dispersed throughout the entire bath, making its removal all the more difficult, a task which fell on my shoulders.
we got the boys out, i got the shit out, scrubbed the tub down really well and order was restored. so while i'm not a cum skimmer, for a bit last night i was a shit skimmer. i guess they get their bowel issues from me.