i went over to the gym at lunch and i was doing a shoulder press machine. right next to me was some old dude, like in his 70s, doing a different shoulder press.
i was between sets and was kinda walking around my machine when i saw him getting ready out of the corner of my eye. he was kinda puffing himself up to get his first rep going. in doing so, he held his breath.
when he pushed on the weights, i heard, "BURRRRRRRRRUMMMP". a giant, long rip came out of this old dude, but i guess it helped him get the weight up.
right after that, he switched to a leg press in front of me and i heard him go, with each extention, "PPPPTT.....PPPPTT....PPPPPTTT" out of his old man ass.
dude, just go take a shit already. the weights will be here when you get back.
Not everyone has immediate access to a set of bushes like you do...
Posted by: Jeff | May 31, 2008 at 09:41 AM
that is pretty funny. lots of poopy issues in your life.
Posted by: Larry "the Legend" Bird | May 31, 2008 at 11:06 AM