there is a really super cool expensive gym near where i work that i want to join. a friend of mine gives me guest passes every once in a while, so i've worked out there three or four times.
however, when i went last week, i saw two things that made me not want to join.
- deion sanders. while it's kinda cool to see professional athletes in public, deion is such a loudmouth prick that i don't get any thrill out of seeing him. besides, this was the third time i've seen him out and about. once was on a plane and once was at the vet/dog groomers.
- a 400 lb. naked man. he was actually 398 (he got on the digital scale in front of me). i'm not kidding when i say that you could not see this man's penis while he was walking around. you can call me gay for looking, but i knew it would be a better story if his penis truly was not visible.
i'm pretty sure a shemale works out there as well. i didn't see it this time, but the two previous times i've been there, it has been there too. huge hands and shoulders, horseface, thighs that could crush a volkswagen; if it wasn't a dude, it was a chick on steroids, which really, isn't that different.
completely unrelated, i've put up xmas pictures over there on the left.