are you fly? are you funky fresh in the flesh? cause i don't think you are, you sad faced clown. not unless you can go old school and drop science on this quiz, nomesain? the following 16 def questions are culled from rap songs of the 80's and 90's. let's see if you're really "down". i'll even help you cheat by putting the artist and song title in parenthesis where appropriate.
good luck. answers at the end.
(1) when jam master jay is "makin out that sound" on the turntables, they may in fact wobble. what won't they do? (run dmc - peter piper)
(2) according to run dmc, what act can be tricky to do? (run dmc - it's tricky)
(3) if flavor flav urged you to "get up, a'get, get, get down", what information might he share with you next? (can't tell you the song, cause it would give it away).
(4) if you followed ll cool j's instructions, you would have to "forget oreos" and eat what instead? (ll cool j - i'm bad)
(5) in 2 live crew's fuck shop, what does each room have, and why? (2 live crew - the fuck shop)
(6) the beastie boys would act as deliverymen for what fast food chain when visiting davy jones' locker? (beastie boys - rhymin' and stealin')
(7) if the 2 live crew had their history correct, what was in abraham lincoln's hand when he hopped out the window, and what did he say to the lady he then encountered? (2 live crew - dirty nursery rhymes)
(8) why did doug e. fresh need a shoe horn? (slick rick and doug e. fresh - the show)
(9) what phrase, uttered by a potential mate, is positive k "not tryin' to hear"? (can't tell, as it gives it away)
(10) what line immediately preceeds "my name's mike d and i can do the jerry lewis"? (beastie boys - hold it now, hit it)
(11) what was the fate of eazy e's 1964 impala after he crashed it into a telephone pole? (eazy e - boys in the hood)
(12) what sexual act would 2 short perform on a "fat bitch"? (2 short & ice cube - ain't nothin' but a word)
(13) if one makes 2 short "real mad", how will he respond? (2 short - cusswords)
(14) why don't gangster ass ni**as "run for shit"? (geto boyz - damn it feels good to be a gangster)
(15) what would bushwick bill tell a lady friend who won't engage in sexual intercourse, just after he puts his pants on? (geto boyz - gangster of love)
(16) who uttered the following to slick rick, "a ricky, ricky, ricky, can't you see, somehow your words just hypnotize me"? (slick rick & doug e. fresh - la di da di)
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answers
(1) fall down
(2) to rock a rhyme
(3) 911 is a joke in yo town
(4) cool j cookies
(5) a bed and a sink - so you can wash your dick after fucking the pink
(6) kfc - "deliver colonel sanders down to davy jones' locker"
(7) his dick. and he said, "excuse me lady, i'm doing my duty, now pull down your pants and give me some booty". he was, after all, the great emancipator of booty.
(8) because the shoes always hurt his corns.
(9) "i got a man" (whatcha man got to do with me?)
(10) "because you're butt slappin', ball flappin', got that tw-ist"
(11) it was thrown in the gutter
(12) he'd stick his dick "right in her big fat ass"
(13) he'll fuck your wife
(14) cause gangter ass ni**as can't run fast
(15) he'd "tell the idiotic freak to take her tramp ass home"
(16) sally from the valley's mom
results
14-16 correct - you're a king of rock, there is no higher
11-13 - you've been known to walk this way
8-11 - you 're aware that it takes two to make a thing go right
7 or less - sucka mc