perfect pose

a few years after tim duncan retires, i'm sure the spurs will put up a statue of him out in front of the at&t center. 

here's the one that the bulls did for michael jordan:

 

tim duncan posed for his eventual statue the other night:

 

this is how is see duncan.  seriously, has the dude ever heard a whistle and said, "yeah, i fouled him"?

he always looks genuinely shocked when he gets called for a foul, like the time i bought that tall-ish hooker in atlanic city who pulled out her dick when i got her back to the hotel room.  i was all, *duncanface* "what the fuck, man, why are your balls bigger than mine?"  i guess the adams apple should have given something away, but i was way too drunk by that point.